Guest Blogger: Cleats Longshot
Hey, what’s up.
I’m sure you recognize me. I’m Cleats Longshot, the star quarterback. I know you’ve probably heard some rumors about that new kid, Rod Jockstrap, trying to steal my place on the field, but I’m here to tell you that will never happen. I’m the king of this school, you can ask anyone.
All I need to make that title official is your vote. So get out there and make sure you tell ’em Cleats is your choice for best character.
Now, back off. I gotta get back to the game. I hear some ass-clown revving his motorcycle on my field. Time for the ol’ Cleats Beatdown!