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Guest Blogger: Gilbert

Daw, hey, it’s Gilbert.

Now, I’m well aware that I don’t have much of a reputation around this school, but let me just make this point: Don’t you think the guy who was able to have coition with the hottest, most aloof girl in the sophomore class

…might have some secrets up his sleeve?
I firmly see myself as the people’s champion. Have you ever felt lonely or outcast or picked on? Have you ever dreamed of making out with someone way out of your league? Well, I’m living proof that these dreams can come true!
Never give up!

-Gilbert

‘Never Skinny-dip With Mermaids’ is free today, Aug. 17

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