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Guest Blogger: Bort

*ATTENTION!*
*I HAVE TAKEN A BREAK FROM MY DATA GATHERING TO INITIATE MY BLOGGING SUB-ROUTINE!*
*MY DESIGNATION IS BORT! MY SERIAL NUMBER IS a79-76234!*
*QUERY! DID YOU ENJOY YOUR HUMAN PROM!*
*ADDITIONAL QUERY! ARE YOU AWARE OF THE PIVOTAL ROLE I PLAYED IN BZZT! MAKING SAID PROM SO RAD!*
*IN MAKING IN IN FACT THE ULTIMATE PROM EXPERIENCE SUPERSEDING ALL PROMS BEFORE IT!*


*BEING AWARDED FIRST PLACE IN THE HUMAN POPULARITY CONTEST WOULD BRING MY HIGH SCHOOL OBSERVATION PERIOD TO A SATISFYING CONCLUSION!*
*INITIATING EMOTIONAL APPEAL! CAN YOU NOT FIND IT IN YOUR HUMAN HEART TO HELP A BROTHER OUT!*

-Bort

‘Robot Goes To Prom’ is free today, Aug. 19

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