Guest Blogger: Vlad Orlock
Blehllo! I am Vlad!
I’m just messin’ with ya. People get all weirded out when you start getting all “vant to suck yur bluhd!”-y on them.
What? No, it’s cool, we can talk outside. I’m pretty resistant to sunlight. Garlic, though, that’s a different story…
You probably remember me as the guy whose burning body caused the sprinkler system to go off, soaking the whole school. We got a new gym and a week off for that, if you remember correctly.
If that’s not cause for a “Most Popular In Class” vote, I don’t know what is.