Guest Blogger: Mr. Carrots
*Mr. Carrots can’t talk of course. He’s not some magical talking donkey living in fantasy land. Grow up.
If he could talk, he still wouldn’t be able to grasp the finer points of human social interaction.
But if Mr. carrots were sentient and if Mr. Carrots could talk, I’m sure he’d encourage you to:
1. Get a free copy of ‘Mad Scientist: Candidate For Student Body President’.
2. Buy the Complete Monster Exchange Program series for one low, low, dollar-saving price.
3. Vote for him in the “Most Popular Character” contest.