Guest Blogger: Silas
I can see our last meeting had no effect on you. You still refuse to vote for me, Silas, for captain of the popularity team!
In the immortal words of Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz: “Oh, c’mon!”
Who do you really want representing our school? Some foolish frat boy? Some addle brained athlete? Or one of the other mindless members of the countless cretinous cliques that infest our hallowed halls?
Silence, fool! Muffle your mouth’s mumbling!
There is only one student capable of reviving the greatness this school has lost: I! Silas!
I’l show you…
I’ll show you all!