Get your FREE review copy of The Monster Exchange Program

November 1, 2012 Leave a comment

Yes, that’s right: FREE.

To celebrate NaNoWriMo, we’re giving away FREE review copies of The Complete Monster Exchange Program!

Q: How do I get it?
A: Download it directly from Smashwords. Use the coupon code BJ79J to get the book completely FREE!

Q: How can I thank you for this awesome FREE book?
A: Spread the word and write reviews!
This is an open event, so tell any friends that you think would enjoy the series to grab their own FREE copy.
An honest review will help me make my stories better and help others find them more easily.
The best place to leave reviews is Amazon. Goodreads is great as well!
Review of the Complete Collection or your favorite story and I’ll thank you profusely!

Q: How do I read it?
A: Any way you want!
You can download the Mobi file and load it on your Kindle.
You can download the ePub version and load it on your Nook or other eReader.
You can load the ePub version into almost any e-reading app on your home computer, tablet or smartphone.
You can download the PDF and print it if you want.

Thanks! And I hope you enjoy The Monster Exchange Program!



The Monster Exchange Program Paperback is now available!

October 31, 2012 Leave a comment

Good news, readers!
You can now order your very own physical copy of The Complete Monster Exchange Program!

If you’re the kind of person that prefers the smell of a paper book over the cold, hard, calculating 1s and 0s of a Kindle, this is what you’ve been waiting for.

Of course, if you’re the type of person that prefers the elegance and convenience of an e-book over an outdated and – let’s face it – atavistic paperback, you’ll be happy to hear that the digital version is still alive and kicking.

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Taurs, both cen and mino

October 23, 2012 Leave a comment
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The Peanuts Gang as Classic Movie Monsters

September 26, 2012 Leave a comment

Love this!


“Run For Your Life, Charlie Brown” by Dennis Davies

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Guest Bloggers: Mr. and Mrs. Aesir

September 10, 2012 Leave a comment

“Honey, honey. Take it easy. You’re shouting loud enough to wake the dead!”
“Oh, gosh. Tell your mother I’m sorry.”
“Hi, everyone. You may not remember us. We’re the Aesirs. Anna’s parents?
“Aye, we were the first against the TYRANNY of the so-called principal. WHEN FIRST YE-”
“Sweetheart! Yelling! We had a small part in ‘Who’s been Pranking the Undead’. It was just bit part, really. Although I’m sure the entire school remembers us. What with my husband shaking the halls with his bellowing.”
“I can’t help it, woman! After raping and pillaging, shouting is my ninth favorite thing! I like it way better than counting! I know your gods quietly weigh your soul against a feather and la-de-dah! BUT ODIN DEMANDS SHOUTING! YEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!”
“Dear, you know I love your yelling. It’s what I first fell in love with. But right now, we’re here to remind the readers to go vote for our daughter for “Most Popular Character”.
“Right. Of course! And then a bit of shouting?”
“Of course, honey.”

-The Aesirs

‘Who’s Been Pranking The Undead?’ is free today, Sep. 10

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Guest Blogger: Lance Majestic

September 10, 2012 Leave a comment

“Hi there,”
Wait for panties to soak.

Man, that’s a great opening line. So awesome of me to think of it.
I’m Lance Majestic, all-around great guy. You’ve probably seen me walking the halls, campaigning for Class President. I’ll probably win it, no big deal, whatever.
You don’t get to be as handsome, cool and popular as me without making sure that everybody loves you.
This election’s in the bag.
Well, I better get back to making you aroused and/or jealous depending on your gender and sexual persuasion.
What do you mean, you head this all before? Who are you? Look, never mind.
Okay, I gotta get back to being great. Aaaaaand…. done!


‘Who’s Been Pranking The Undead?’ is free today, Sep. 10

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Guest Blogger: Vanessa

September 9, 2012 Leave a comment

Are you excited yet? Well, you’re welcome!
Good times brought to you by:
Doo doo-doo DOO!
By now, I’m sure you know I’m the most popular girl in school.
And if you don’t, get your head out from under that rock and read ‘Werewolf Stays True To Herself’!

So, I don’t need to sit around begging for you vote for “Favorite Character”. It’s in the bag for… Vanessa!
(Seriously though do vote for me I’ll just die if I don’t win like literally die)


‘Werewolf Stays True To Herself’ is free today, Sep. 9

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