Posts Tagged ‘ebook’

Monster Exchange Program Giveaway!

January 29, 2013 Leave a comment

For the next 130 days, we’ll be giving away a different issue of The Monster Exchange program free on

You can keep an eye on this page for the schedule or just visit our Amazon author page to see which issue is free each day.

This is an open invitation, so please tell any friends that you think would enjoy the series.

And, as always, you can get the complete collection here, available in eBook format and paperback.

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Get your FREE review copy of The Monster Exchange Program

November 1, 2012 Leave a comment

Yes, that’s right: FREE.

To celebrate NaNoWriMo, we’re giving away FREE review copies of The Complete Monster Exchange Program!

Q: How do I get it?
A: Download it directly from Smashwords. Use the coupon code BJ79J to get the book completely FREE!

Q: How can I thank you for this awesome FREE book?
A: Spread the word and write reviews!
This is an open event, so tell any friends that you think would enjoy the series to grab their own FREE copy.
An honest review will help me make my stories better and help others find them more easily.
The best place to leave reviews is Amazon. Goodreads is great as well!
Review of the Complete Collection or your favorite story and I’ll thank you profusely!

Q: How do I read it?
A: Any way you want!
You can download the Mobi file and load it on your Kindle.
You can download the ePub version and load it on your Nook or other eReader.
You can load the ePub version into almost any e-reading app on your home computer, tablet or smartphone.
You can download the PDF and print it if you want.

Thanks! And I hope you enjoy The Monster Exchange Program!


Guest Bloggers: Chip Deadlift and Stix Bicep

September 7, 2012 Leave a comment

Hey, twerp!
Yeah, get over here!
You know where your little nerd friend, Gilbert, is?
We got a score to settle with him.
Some time when his fishtank girlfriend isn’t around to protect him!

We’re gonna make sure the whole school knows you don’t mess with the lacrosse team in the middle of a bullying session.
Fine! You don’t know anything?
All right then, scurry along to the polls. And I think you know who you need to vote for if you don’t wanna wind up smashed yourself!

-Chip, Stix

‘Never Skinny-dip With Mermaids’ is free today, Sep. 7

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Guest Blogger: Brett

September 5, 2012 Leave a comment

Hey, shh! keep it down, will ya?
Oh man, a lotta crap’s gone down since the last time we talked.
This ‘Most Popular’ contest that’s going on? It’s a joke.
These damn bodysnatchers have the vote in the bag! They practically run the entire school!
We gotta get out of here!
I heard them saying something about isolating students in the bathroom. I wonder what they meant by that? Maybe that’s their weakness!
We should split up!
Good luck.


‘Homeschooling Doesn’t Suit Witches’ is free today, Sep. 5

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Guest Bloggers: The Cryptozoology Club

September 1, 2012 Leave a comment

Oh yeah, I heard there was an election going on. We don’t have time to vote for ‘Most Popular Character’! We’re trying to spot a bigfoot!

This school’s full of monsters! How hard can it be to get one little bigfoot sighting!

We’ll just have to keep our eyes peeled. There’s no way a bigfoot’s getting through this cafeteria without us noticing!

– Beardy, Skinny, Greasy and Lanky

‘Blob Fits In’ is free today, Sep. 1

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Mermaid X-ING

August 28, 2012 Leave a comment

Mermaid X-ING.

Need to grab one of these for Gilbert and Arista.

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Guest Blogger: Vlad Orlock

August 26, 2012 Leave a comment

Blehllo! I am Vlad!
I’m just messin’ with ya. People get all weirded out when you start getting all “vant to suck yur bluhd!”-y on them.
What? No, it’s cool, we can talk outside. I’m pretty resistant to sunlight. Garlic, though, that’s a different story…
You probably remember me as the guy whose burning body caused the sprinkler system to go off, soaking the whole school. We got a new gym and a week off for that, if you remember correctly.
If that’s not cause for a “Most Popular In Class” vote, I don’t know what is.


‘Homeschooling Doesn’t Suit Witches’ is free today, Aug. 26

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