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Monster Exchange Program Giveaway!

January 29, 2013 Leave a comment

For the next 130 days, we’ll be giving away a different issue of The Monster Exchange program free on

You can keep an eye on this page for the schedule or just visit our Amazon author page to see which issue is free each day.

This is an open invitation, so please tell any friends that you think would enjoy the series.

And, as always, you can get the complete collection here, available in eBook format and paperback.

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Get your FREE review copy of The Monster Exchange Program

November 1, 2012 Leave a comment

Yes, that’s right: FREE.

To celebrate NaNoWriMo, we’re giving away FREE review copies of The Complete Monster Exchange Program!

Q: How do I get it?
A: Download it directly from Smashwords. Use the coupon code BJ79J to get the book completely FREE!

Q: How can I thank you for this awesome FREE book?
A: Spread the word and write reviews!
This is an open event, so tell any friends that you think would enjoy the series to grab their own FREE copy.
An honest review will help me make my stories better and help others find them more easily.
The best place to leave reviews is Amazon. Goodreads is great as well!
Review of the Complete Collection or your favorite story and I’ll thank you profusely!

Q: How do I read it?
A: Any way you want!
You can download the Mobi file and load it on your Kindle.
You can download the ePub version and load it on your Nook or other eReader.
You can load the ePub version into almost any e-reading app on your home computer, tablet or smartphone.
You can download the PDF and print it if you want.

Thanks! And I hope you enjoy The Monster Exchange Program!


Guest Blogger: Anna Aesirdötter

September 9, 2012 Leave a comment

I think everybody’s getting a little crazy about this popularity contest.
Look, I get it. I didn’t spend all summer buried in a vault under two million tons of sand to win second place in this election. But we all need to calm down a bit.
You know, if I learned one thing from my best friend, Christine, it’s that reputation isn’t everything. You have to… Oh, what’s she say about it?

Oh, that’s right. You have to stay true to yourself!
How could I have forgotten that one?


‘Werewolf Stays True To Herself’ is free today, Sep. 9

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Guest Blogger: Brett

September 5, 2012 Leave a comment

Hey, shh! keep it down, will ya?
Oh man, a lotta crap’s gone down since the last time we talked.
This ‘Most Popular’ contest that’s going on? It’s a joke.
These damn bodysnatchers have the vote in the bag! They practically run the entire school!
We gotta get out of here!
I heard them saying something about isolating students in the bathroom. I wonder what they meant by that? Maybe that’s their weakness!
We should split up!
Good luck.


‘Homeschooling Doesn’t Suit Witches’ is free today, Sep. 5

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Guest Bloggers: The Cryptozoology Club

September 1, 2012 Leave a comment

Oh yeah, I heard there was an election going on. We don’t have time to vote for ‘Most Popular Character’! We’re trying to spot a bigfoot!

This school’s full of monsters! How hard can it be to get one little bigfoot sighting!

We’ll just have to keep our eyes peeled. There’s no way a bigfoot’s getting through this cafeteria without us noticing!

– Beardy, Skinny, Greasy and Lanky

‘Blob Fits In’ is free today, Sep. 1

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Guest Blogger: Heidi

August 30, 2012 Leave a comment

Oh hey, what’s up? Didn’t I see you at Gents’ party a couple Saturdays ago? We didn’t really get a chance to talk. I was pretty busty.
I mean ‘busy’. How do you make a typo in spoken conversation? Weird!
Maybe you don’t remember me ’cause I was in the bathroom with my friend, Grace, all night. I don’t think anybody in the whole school’s ever been that drunk at one of Gents’ parties before!
Okay, now you remember me, huh?
Well then you know I’m basically a saint, the way I take care of my friends like that. Don’t you think that deserves a vote for “Best Character”?
I know I’m tiny (both in stature and in the role I played in ‘For A Good Time, Call Unicorn’), but I’m spunky and I’ve got what it takes to represent the Monster Exchange Program!


‘Werewolf Stays True To Herself’ is free today, Aug. 30

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Guest Blogger: Anna Aesirdötter

August 30, 2012 Leave a comment

Thor-bleeding-Anubis! Why do they make these things so hard to use?
How am I supposed to mark my vote with these bandage-mitten hands?!
This school needs some more accessible ballot booths. Don’t make me get my dad involved. You wouldn’t want to meet him when he’s angry.
When isn’t he angry, though? Remember when my house got vandalized? Oh, he was furious!
And Odin forbid I bring home a boy! He thinks every boy in school is out to “pillage” his daughter!
Oh, I’m making him sound awful. He’s really a pussy-cat. It’s just his berzerker blood boils so easily. You just have to know how to talk him down. Like my mom. She doesn’t even need to put a sleeping curse on him any more when he gets upset.
Anyway, the point is: I’m here voting and you should be too. At least demand that I get my own starring role in a story! It only takes a minute and you might win a free copy of The Complete Monster Exchange Program. (I recommend ‘Werewolf Stays True To Herself’, personally.)


‘Werewolf Stays True To Herself’ is free today, Aug. 30

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